Christmas gift poem
When Pete was just a little lad
He liked to get about -
He set fire to a prefab
And then quickly put it out!
He went to school at Braehead
To educate his mind
And left to prove to all the world
he was a special kind!
He is a real perfectionist,
Who loves his DIY
The Superman of handy men
Whose ideas REALLY FLY!
He'd love the time to change the world
And everyone that's in it
But sadly it's a well-known fact
He never has a minute...
And when it comes to politics,
He always thinks he's always right,
And argues with his daughter, Bud
Through morning, noon and night..
When he's with his brother David,
conversation never slumps
As they have the famous competition
"Who's The Biggest Grump"?
He is quite unconventional,
he likes to have his say -
And seems to walk his dog called Murphy
Fifty times a day..
And he's dreading the big wedding day
When he'll have to wear a kilt
And the chill winds blowing round his legs
Will make him crave a quilt!
And a very special lady
loves to have him in her life
So here's a special Christmas wish
From Peter's lovely wife!
She wanted just to show she cares
for you, her super-hero
And that without you in her life
She'd feel a proper zero!
She loves you 'cos you speak your mind
And buck the current trends
She'd trust you with her life because
You are her soul's best friend!
She loves your loyal companionship
She loves you 'cos you're clever,
And this is just to let you know
That she'll love you FOREVER!
