Sunday 8 September 2013

How I Wish All The Pigeons Would Die..


You're a monstrous and cretinous
Rat of the skies
With a brain that's the size of a pea...
You clutter and clatter
And rustle and natter
annoying the hell out of me...
It's such repetitious behaviour,
You do it again and again
Like slaves to viagra :
I'm fed up of watching you
Getting it on through the panes..
You peck all the plants in my garden
And can't walk without moving your head
And if I had my way
(And I will do one day)
I'd gladly see all of you dead.